Hobbies and interests
I’ve been sending out resumes for when the student loans run out and am already dreading my most hated interview/date/life question. Because I’m not terribly self aware, and it’s hard for me to categorize the things I do every day. And because nobody wants to hear that you enjoy seducing boys by text message (I know, I know. But…), shopping at the sally ann alone, planning parties, nightclubbing, researching about strippers, teaching people about micropenises…
I want to say I enjoy live music and trying new recipes, but I feel like there’s such an expectation of crafted professionalism in these responses that I might as well say that I enjoy hedonist resorts and foam parties. Better to stick with something diligent, like exercising.
